Ape Quiz: Which Ape are You?

For each answer, write  down the point value in parenthesis. You can only do one answer to each question! When you are finished, see your results.

1. Which is your most favorite color?

A: green (3)

B: brown (2)

C: blue (0)

D: orange (4)

E: black (1)

2. In a few words, how would you best describe your personality?

A: pure intellect (4)

B: materialistic (1)

C: kind and caring (3)

D: innocent (0)

E: friendly and really funny (2)

3. Which subject most interests you?

A: hunting (1)

B: religion (4)

C: comparative anatomy (3)

D: archaeology (2)

E: trying to be older than you are (0)

4. What is the second article of faith?

A: I know nothing of your culture, I admit that (1)

B: beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn (2)

C: an act of simian kindness (4)

D: it is translated to not trusting the older generation (0)

E: maybe the sacred scrolls aren't even worth their parchment (3)

5. Why are all apes created equal?

A: some apes, it seems, are more equal than others (1)

B: through a divine spark among the Great Lawgiver's path (4)

C: you might as well say that only gorillas and orangutans are created equal (3)

D: it doesn't matter, for the more ancient culture is the more advanced (2)

E: because they don't consider anyone younger into ape law (0)

6. Which creature do you most appreciate?

A: humans (3)

B: horses (0)

C: chimpanzees (2)

D: orangutans (4)

E: gorillas (1)

7. How old are you?

A: 5-20 (0)

B: 21-30 (3)

C: 31-40 (2)

D: 41-50 (1)

E: 51 and up (4)

8. What is your favorite hobby?

A: bowling (0)

B: shopping (1)

C: studying history (2)

D: studying science (3)

E: worshipping (4)

9. Which edible object appeals to you least?

A: blue fruit (4)

B: chocolate (2)

C: banana (3)

D: cheese (1)

E: fancy meal (0)